Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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I have read the terms and conditions

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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