- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Okay, after this one then...

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

I don't believe in giraffes.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the fish fly It didn't

John Cena

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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