- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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