- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Smeg...

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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