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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

You having friends.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

what do you call a black chef glendon

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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