Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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