- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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