Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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