Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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