- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

mikey is cute

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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