- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How old is victor? Half past dead

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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