- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

whats green and slimy? green slim

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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