Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

a man makes a bad joke

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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