- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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