- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??