where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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the midget went to the midget store

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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