- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are indigo

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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