- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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