- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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