Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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silver bullet?

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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