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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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