- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

sucks Syntax...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Nickelback.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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