- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Your mums a potato

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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