- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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