- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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