- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Waffles ate my grandma

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