Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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