- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

whats black and strange a paki

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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