What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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