A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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