- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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