- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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