- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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