- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

TIMMY

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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