How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Anti Joke

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