Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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One time i was sitting down

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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