How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

ejaculation JLR

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

LO AND BEHOLD!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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