- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??