What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Ben Affleck

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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