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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Whats two plus two Four!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Win industrial estate, Newry

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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