- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Poker? I barely even know her.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

This is funny.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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