- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

knock knock There's no door

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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