- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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