Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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