What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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