A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

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