- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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