what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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