- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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