What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Jersey Shore.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

I was watching Fox news.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

one stop shop

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

John lazzaro likes dick

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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