Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Your mother just died.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Racial Equality

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

The WPGA tour

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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