What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Abortion.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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