You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call an arab ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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