Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

N-E Pats never cheated

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

matt is fat

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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