"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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