- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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