Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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RUN

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Basically

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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