Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Anti Joke

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