roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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