What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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