"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What is the name of the car? What

Racial Equality

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Your mother just died.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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