- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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