Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's big and purple? Barney

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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