Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Your sex life.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

#Getweird

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

haha

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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