What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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