- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Long joke Your such a downey

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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