what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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