- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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