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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Tony Romo

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.