- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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