Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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