- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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