- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

what do you call your mom? mom

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??