Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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