Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

test

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

masturbating on a tarc bus

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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