- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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