- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

you will like this because i am black.

Why can't jokes spit?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

I once did something.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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