What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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