- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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