- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's worse than this That :(

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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