- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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