- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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