A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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tea with milk?

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Okay.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What black and has children A black man

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Women's Rights

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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