- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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