Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

i just wrote this so hard

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Michael Brown

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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