How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

everyone dislike this

bologna

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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