stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Horse.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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