Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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