- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

why did the black guy die? cancer

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