Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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